Awfully Different - performed by 'Stewie and Brian' from Family Guy. (Seth McFarlane)

 You and I are
So awfully different
Too awfully different
To ever be pals….

 (Do you want to go first?

Yeah I’ll go…)

Your favourite hero is the Marquis de Sade  (Oh you’re one to talk)
You get a stiffy from Phylicia Rashad  (oh one time)
I’ve a style flair
Just look at my hip hair
(Oh yeah that’s quite a nice do there (Oh thanks)
For me to poop on  (What?)
(Oh come on you look like Charlie Brown - Bite me Snoopy )

There’s not a whole lot
We’ve got to agree on
Cause I love the strings of a classical score
And I love that singer who looks like a whore
(Ricky Martin?  Love ‘em)
We’re too different to ever be pals….

You and I are
So awfully different  (do do do)
Too awfully different  (do do do)
To ever be pals….

Your head’s as massive As a meteorite (Oh very funny)
You have a weenie like a Christmas tree light!
I’d bet money ,You’d marry a honey
Who’s pretty and funny
And her name’ll be TED
(ooh a gay joke – I just work with what you give me)

You might think  we’re in sync
But we stink As a duo
‘Cos you get a kick outta carnage & guts
And you get a kick out of stroking your…
(oooh woah you can’t say that on TV? - What Ego?)
Never mind.

We’re too different to ever be pals.