'Gordon is a Moron - By Jilted John 1978.

I’ve been goin’ out with a girl, her name is Julie
but last night she said to me when we were watching tele
This is what she said
She said Listen John I love you but there’s this bloke I fancy
I don’t want to two time you so its the end for you and me

Who's this bloke I asked her, Gordon she replied
Not that puff I said dismayed, Yes but he’s no puff she cried
He's more of a man than you'll ever be

Here we go 2 , 3, 4

I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chip shop
When I came out there was Gordon standing at the bus stop
And guess ho was with him
yea Julie, and they were both laughin’ at me

Oh she's cruel and heartless
Two timed me for Gordon
Just 'cos Gordon's better looking than me
Just 'cos he's cool and trendy

But I know he's a moron
Gordon is  a  moron
Gordon is  a  moron
Gordon is  a  moron

Here we go 2, 3, 4

Oh She is a slag, and he is a creep
She is a tart, he's very cheap
She is a slut, he thinks he's tough
She is a bitch, he is a puff

Yeah Yeah It's not fair
Yeah Yeah It's not fair
I'm so upset

I'm so upset
I'm so upset
Yeah Yeah

I ought to smash his face in
yeah but he's bigger than me aint he
I know, I'll get my mate Barry to hit him, he'd flatten him
Yeah but Barry's a mate Gordon's int he