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'Gordon is a Moron - By Jilted John 1978.

I’ve been goin’ out with a girl, her name is Julie
but last night she said to me when we were watching tele
This is what she said
She said Listen John I love you but there’s this bloke I fancy
I don’t want to two time you so its the end for you and me

Who's this bloke I asked her, Gordon she replied
Not that puff I said dismayed, Yes but he’s no puff she cried
He's more of a man than you'll ever be

Here we go 2 , 3, 4

I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chip shop
When I came out there was Gordon standing at the bus stop
And guess ho was with him
yea Julie, and they were both laughin’ at me

Oh she's cruel and heartless
Two timed me for Gordon
Just 'cos Gordon's better looking than me
Just 'cos he's cool and trendy

But I know he's a moron
Gordon is  a  moron
Gordon is  a  moron
Gordon is  a  moron

Here we go 2, 3, 4

Oh She is a slag, and he is a creep
She is a tart, he's very cheap
She is a slut, he thinks he's tough
She is a bitch, he is a puff

Yeah Yeah It's not fair
Yeah Yeah It's not fair
I'm so upset

I'm so upset
I'm so upset
Yeah Yeah

I ought to smash his face in
yeah but he's bigger than me aint he
I know, I'll get my mate Barry to hit him, he'd flatten him
Yeah but Barry's a mate Gordon's int he


Surrender Awards AU Challenge  
Of all the videos this one really made me laugh, you created a really funny story, and having Angel aka Gordon throw knives at Riley aka John was just brilliant, you made all those dramatic and serious scenes look like it was taken from a comedy and the text you added was just a great idea because every time I read a line I started laughing and it fit so well with the clips. "just one more Viagra" that line was hilarious

LOL! I love all little details you put into this video. Thought bubbles were awesome. Angel throwingknives at "Gordon's" photo, or adding glasses and mustache amuse me to no end. It's very funny video.

Villianous Imagination Awards
This video is absolutely hilarious! You have great comic timing and the various captions and thought bubbles are absolutely inspired (I loved the Viagra quip and the crack about Angel's hair, especially). Loved the clip of Angel with the dress at 0:51, the shot of him angrily hurling his jacket aside as he "cries all the way to the chip shop", Riley's "cool and trendy" pants at 1:29, and the offer of the tiny cheese cube at 1:58! Nice timing on the fight scene. I laughed out loud at Angel's childish defacing of Riley's picture. Too freaking funny! Great job!

BBM Awards
Cec: Loved it from the first scene! The comic book bubbles and colors are fantastic! I just love the way everything is captioned! This is so funny! I LOVED the "both laughing at me." And the way you edit those scenes so that Angel is drawing on Riley or something like that is just wonderful!! I just... I just can't say enough about this video! It's so imaginative and fun! I've never seen anything like it, and I'm so glad that I finally have!
Kaycee: haha, loved the picture on the dartboard..cool idea! Ok, the subtitles were hilarious. Man, you must have spent a long time on the picture drawings..I loved them. The viagra part was perfect! I couldn't stop laughing the whole time!!


Awards: 65

Best Comedy
Most Unique
Best Song Use RU
Best Crossover RU

Best Comedy R30
Best Crossover R30
Most Unique RU R30

Best Love Triangle R5
Best Effects R5
Most Creative R5
Best Song Use RU R5
Funniest Vid RU R5

Best AU

Best AU RU
Best Comedy RU

Best AU R7

Best Idea R38
Best Comedy RU R38

Best Comedy Rd25
Best Song Use Rd25
best Crossover RU Rd25
Best  Editor RU Rd25

Best BtVS? AtS RU
Funniest Vid RU

Best  Crossover RU

Most Original Rd6

Best Alternative RU Rd4

3rd RU Alternative Round

Best ROTFL  

Best Comedy RU R41

Best Buffyverse
Best AU RU

Best AU RU

Best AntiCharacter Rd40

Best AntiCouple RU

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